You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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