Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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