well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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