can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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