But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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