My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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