Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
