yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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