Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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