Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
