Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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