awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Pants are for mortals
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