Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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