i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
is that a dick in a sweater?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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