My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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