we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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