He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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