So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
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just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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