don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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