He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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