Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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