Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
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You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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