whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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