what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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