Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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