Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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