Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
