is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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