I think my fart just growled at me.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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