We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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