Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
