If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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