'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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