Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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