moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
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I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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