so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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