She is in my trunk
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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