i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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