i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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