Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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