i just wanna soil my oats bro
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
two words: eviction party
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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