Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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