I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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