Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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