he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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