Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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