And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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