i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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