Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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