So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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