drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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