If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Christians are straight up FREAKS
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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