Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He passed out mid-signature
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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