It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.