I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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