Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
