Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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