Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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