i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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